Conservatives: Always wrong?

Even the broken clocks are right twice a day so how stupid are these low IQ conservatives that they are wrong about everything all the time?

Conservatives: Pro Torture
Conservatives: Pro Pollution/Polluters
Conservatives: Pro Cigarettes/Big tobacco
Conservatives: Pro Guns
Conservatives: Pro Slavery
Conservatives: Pro Segregation
Conservatives: Pro Oil and Coal

Conservatives: Against Green Energy
Conservatives: Against Social Security
Conservatives: Against Medicare
Conservatives: Against ACA
Conservatives: Against birth control
Conservatives: Against Gay Rights
Conservatives: Against Immigration Reform